Maniac Axe Murderer!
On reflection I guess my mother was right when she told me not to hang around with the wrong crowd.

It would probably be fair to say that each and every one of my friends has been involved in some kind of illegal activity over the last 10 years, however these are the usual non violent, drug related crimes (dealing, possession, smuggling, selling pescription medicine, organising illegal raves etc.)

One evening a good friend and I went to score from one of the more dubious local dealers. Typical council estate flat with no carpets filty floors, huge TV (not transvestite), 3 dogs, 10 cats and a filty baby crawling around.

We had to wait for a while for said dealer to go and dig up his coke from the park accross the road so sat having a beer and a smoke with his cousin. Nice chap who proceded to roll us all joints and share his speed with us too. After about half an hour Mr Dealer came home with his stash and the business was done. His cousin convinced us to stay for another beer and amused us with stories of drunken antics etc. We finally left at about midnight very drunk, very stoned and off our tits on charlie!

Nice story....where's the catch.

Fast forward to the following morning and my friend and I are watching TV. Local news item. Crazed axeman kills three in cold blood. Police are searching for a sadistic killer who tied up three people and killed them using an axe and a chissle (ouch!) When the photo of the suspect came up on the screen I almost had a fit. Yup it was our dealers cousin. He had murdered the victims and then dropped in on his cousin to calm down. Apparently they had pissed him off!

Nice!
(monkeyboy13, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 11:44, Reply)