It's not me, it's the drugs talkingThey make you do stupid stuff and say stupid stuff. Drugs ROCK! Old-time B3ta person Fraser says, "I remember turning to a flatmate once, after getting stoned and sitting through an episode of Casualty, and proclaiming "Wow! Those actors are *so* talented!". And really meaning it."
What do you regret doing under the influence?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Dec 2005, 11:19)
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the usual tripe.Got stoned. Dry mouth. Went to off licence. Looked underage. Realise i'm wearing a lab coat.
"Have you any ID?"
"No, you'll have to trust me, I'm a doctor."
Walk out of off licence with alcohol.
Get giddy.
Run along road. Jump into and bounce off hedge.
My friend, a good foot taller than me also tries this.
He hovers in mid-air.
We drag him out of the bush.
His screams of pain alert us something is very wrong.
He had impaled both butt cheeks on a spiked metal railing, hidden by the bush.
Us dragging him out of the bush caused massive tears in his cheeks.
Many stitches and much hilarity followed.
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Obviously I regret this due to the fact I was too monged to be quick enough to warn my excedingly tall friend that my arse had clipped it, so he would quite easily clear it...
Also, he asked us to lift him off the fence, and we just decided it was easier to just tug him off (hello sailor!).
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 4:00, Reply)
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