Under the influence of only a couple of G&Ts
My mum decided to let my wife in on the reason for social problems in the area...the very same ethnic and professional group my wife belongs to! She then went on to compound the matter by saying "Not you of course Mrs Number 5 but the rest of your lot" . Not just a bigot but a drunk bigot , eh Mum?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:07, 21 replies)

Oh so now we have to guess
what ethnic group and profession your wife belongs to.

Asian banker?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:32, closed)

Japanese hip-hop singer.
Or maybe a Jewish marriage counselor.

I know! Mexican morris dancers!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:40, closed)

Mongol
Milk wallah
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:46, closed)

Oy vey!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:47, closed)

Aye chihahua

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:48, closed)

Ethnic and professional groups?
Irish cops? Pakistani cab drivers? Polish prostitutes? Japanese sushi makers? French pastry chefs? German nannies? Somalian basket weavers?

What could your wife be that would so upset your mum?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:34, closed)

i'm guessing
a french polisher
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:53, closed)

.
Chanel Number5.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:56, closed)

pfff

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:13, closed)

Genius answers both
But our survey says "uh ergh"
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:48, closed)

cambodian midget wrestler

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 0:09, closed)

Does that make me
A midget or a Cambodian midget?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 3:17, closed)

Neither.
A wrestler of Cambodian midgets you be.
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 14:24, closed)

and lions

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 4:29, closed)

My wife is Brazilian
One of my mothers friends once said to her 'Aren't you disappointed that your son married a black girl?'.

Not that I think any of us would have had any problem if she was black, but her colour is about the same as a white person just back from a week in Spain.

Credit to my mother, she asked her friend to get a grip and never spoke to her again.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:40, closed)

What does your wife's lack of pubic hair have to do with anything?
Oh, sorry, I misread.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:01, closed)

I think it's vital
that we all know each others Mothers pubic arrangements. You know, it's the details that build the picture.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 10:24, closed)

A picture I would never be able to unsee...!

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 1:36, closed)

enquiring minds want to know
does she have a brazilian? is it a naturally occuring one, or does it require maintenance?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:24, closed)

That is
a really wierd post.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:55, closed)

I used to get a lift to work with a guy called Ray
One day he started off on the racist rant. I asked "What would you do if your daughter started going out with a black guy?" his response was "She would know better than to do that" I never spoke to him again.
( Peej, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 9:25, closed)