When my parents go out, one of them always drives
This means the other one doesn't drink too much, as they hate looking foolish to one another. Then they come home at 12 latest and go to bed and sleep.


The end
( Glovington, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:11, 14 replies)

they've been married how long....and they can't relax in front of each other?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:12, closed)

How dare you suggest that his mum can only get off with seriously rough fisting.
You absolute bounder.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:13, closed)

I disgust myself sometimes

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:47, closed)

They are devout roman catholic
they never relax, even in church
( Glovington, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:31, closed)

cathaholics annonumous
have you tried talking to them about there addiction and being cathaholics?
there are several help groups that will be able to assist you in aleiveating this family destroying habit alternatively, i find that an average dose of rohipnol* is usually enough to do the trick , maybe you could try and slip some in to the communion wine , i also find the addition of a little lsd in to the holy communion wafers goes along way to reduce the stress and embarrassment caused by being a raging cathaholic.**
please be strong for them and if you follow my adice you will be a happy well balanced family again

*side effects include short terms of imprisonment
**it is well known and documented that taking to many communion wafers with your lsd can cause explosive diarrhea if in any doubt about the quantity to use simply double the original estimate and add 175% more this will cover all situations
i hope that this will gie you the strength to carry on
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:45, closed)

At least they sound like proper Catholics.
I hate those ones that behave is if their church doesn't want them to be fearful all the time.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:48, closed)

I feel your pain.
This is the most tragic thing I have ever read.

Stay strong, and learn from their mistakes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:25, closed)

I would also like to add my pompous and self-satisfied sympathy post here.
And I may even be as crass as to include a link to a helpline or website.

www.nacc.org.uk/content/home.asp
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:28, closed)

It truly is a curse on our family

( Glovington, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:30, closed)

You heartless bastard.
You make me want to puke.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:31, closed)

Are you sure it's not the wheat in those cheesy snacks?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:00, closed)

My mother was gluten-intolerant.
She'd have some Hovis at the cafe, then come home legless and murder us all, every Friday night.

Fuck you, you hateful man.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:37, closed)

You almost certainly deserved it.
It wouldn't surprise me if you turned out to be a gypsy or a Jew.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:00, closed)

My grandfather dies at Auschwitz,
etc.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:26, closed)