
Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Because the response (at least that I had) was 'What would be wrong with having a lesbian for a daughter anyway?'. To her it would be a terrible, shameful thing
( , Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:07, 3 replies)

who is supposedly a christian. when she found out her daughter was gay, she said "how could i have raised something like that?"
stupid, narrow-minded cunt.
( , Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:15, closed)

I worked for an idiot who was adamant that if any of his 6 children were gay they'd be beaten up and disowned. He is/was a staunch Daily Mail reader (bless him, he believed everything he read, 'they wouldn't be allowed to make stuff up, it's a newspaper') and was probably so far in the closet himself that he was on first name terms with Mr Tumnus.
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( , Sun 27 Feb 2011, 10:48, closed)

I mean, didn't Jesus demand that Satan Got Thee Behind Him?
( , Sun 27 Feb 2011, 14:44, closed)

...which is usually what the fundies are basing their twitching on, it also says that it is equally abominable to wear clothes of two different threads. So, next time some bigot starts spouting that "God hates gays", politely enquire, for example, if the socks under his cotton jeans are made of polyester.
And if so, stone him to death.
( , Mon 28 Feb 2011, 11:28, closed)

you can't have a tattoo, a piercing and need to fuck your sister in law if your bro dies. Good times.
( , Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:38, closed)
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