my mum was so angry my dad used to spend all his evenings in the pub
that one night she drove us there and she, my brother, and myself let all his tyres down to teach him a lesson.

by the time he came out of the pub he was so pissed he drove all the way home and didn't even notice. this was of course back in the days when drinking and driving was still illegal.

mind you this was the man that got so pissed he threw a glass ashtray at the wall and forgot to let go. sliced through two tendons in his hand and had to have an operation to restore the movement in his fingers. he also threw the house keys through the window. they smashed the window on their way out and were never seen again.
( Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:55, 14 replies)

So you're saying you were complicit in your mother's attempts to kill your father?
I don't know which is worse, letting the air out of his tires, or her feeling the need to export her brand of anger from the house to his sole happy place.

Glad he survived.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 2:58, closed)

meh
i watched him smashing my mums head against a wall when i was five. he fucking deserved it. step dad anyway. dickhead.
mind you he's alrite now like, total prick then tho.
( Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 3:00, closed)

ahhhh, say no more.
Isn't it amazing how time and other things can change a relationship? My dad was none too cool, then got cancer and became not too bad. Well, then he died, but for a while it was alright.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 4:28, closed)

I beg to differ
Cancer turned my mum into a right cnut a lot of the time (I'm guessing that feeling sick from all radio/chemo therapy, waiting for hours on end to see expensive specialists whilst feeling said sickness & knowing that she was ultimately dying a horrible death anyway made her slightly crabby. Occasionally.)
But then she too died which seemed to improve our relationship inordinately!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 28 Feb 2011, 4:44, closed)

You should have polished the wall with his face when you were big enough.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 8:38, closed)

he must have given me the idea
i never thought about it
( Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:36, closed)

These things go generation to generation.
I learned that off daytime soap operas. It's the only way to learn psychology.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:42, closed)

it's the ciiircle of lies
the squeal of misfortune....
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 15:12, closed)

I read "sole happy plaice".
The guy was living in a bream world! Only Cod can judge him!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:17, closed)

It's carping like this that has ruined qotw.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 12:56, closed)

Isn't 'throwing an object but forgetting to let go' just waving it around in the air?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 14:52, closed)

"this was of course back in the days when drinking and driving was still illegal."
Wait, are you saying that it's legal now? That's the last time I go on the roads after closing time.
( Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 18:20, closed)

Well, when was the last time you were driving late at night and saw a police car?
I finish work in a warehouse at 2am on a Friday night and then drive 15 miles home.

If I went on the piss until 2am instead then drove home, I guarantee you I would not get pulled over. The police are all too busy sorting out fights in town centres.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:08, closed)

"threw a glass ashtray at the wall and forgot to let go. sliced through two tendons in his hand"
Please explain - I can't figure out how this would work.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 19:45, closed)