Would anyone be on b3ta if they had better things to do?
Other than the contributors to the main board, obviously, as they've found an outlet for their creative, er, creations.

As your post bears no relation to the Question of the Week, you have only yourself to blame for the inevitable flaming that will ensue.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:04, 3 replies)

I put it to you that a screaming majority of the posts have had no relation to the question.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:06, closed)

The case for the prosecution
has no further statements to make at this juncture.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:09, closed)

His girlfriend is a stripper m'lud.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:32, closed)

thankfully not.
But at least I can manage to get one.
(Kip, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:57, closed)

WHAT?
Dad!! You can't announce that you're cheating on mummy on a public messageboard!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:10, closed)

Taking her for a ride in the Honda Accord, eh?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:11, closed)

Oh god no.
I was begat in that Honda.

:(
:(
:(

How could you do this to me, dad?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:15, closed)

You should come for a ride in mine.
It's filled with puppies, rainbows and Mars bars.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:18, closed)

Oh boy!
I'll just get my satchel and duffel coat.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 7:34, closed)

I think we should all be terribly nice to this one.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:25, closed)

you go for it son, I've got to get up in 6hrs for work
So will let you get on with your childish bullshit. Night peeps.
(Kip, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:00, closed)

It's a good job we've got you here to remind us to stop being irreverent on an irreverent website.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:02, closed)

I used to be irreverent, then I realised I didn't believe in God and had to give it up.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:12, closed)

Awwww ... "son" ... you're just lovely, you are.
I'd love to be your son. I don't think it'd be all that convincing what with me being older than you ... but hey ... if you want to push me on the swings and buy me ice cream then I'm game.

I'd rather you didn't wear those spaz specs like in your profile though. I do have a tiny shred of dignity left to protect. And they make you look a bit paedo so the other parents might get a bit twitchy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:08, closed)

He stole from Princess Di's funeral, you know.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 23:24, closed)

I'd prefer a Dad with more hair than him.

( WormuIus, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 0:47, closed)

You're all HORRID!
Leave brittney daddy alone!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 8:13, closed)

and here it is, woot!

(Kip, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 22:56, closed)