Cruelty to animals in the days before YouTube lols
We had my dad's mate's mother-in-law over one Christmas for reasons I was too young to be told, and she was absolutely ace. She drank gin from 9am, said "Good gracious!" much of the time, and sang us rude songs that my parents disapproved of.

On Christmas day we gave the dog milk as a treat, and she kept slipping gin into it.

At one point we let the dog out for a pee, he wandered over to the bush, cocked his leg, and fell into it.

Funniest thing I'd ever seen. Awesome.

The next day the dog appeared to be distinctly unimpressed with absolutely everything.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:49, 10 replies)

OMG I'M NOT CLICKING UNTIL I KNOW THAT DOG IS OK

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:56, closed)

I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE DOG ENJOYED A VERY HAPPY LIFE FOR SEVERAL YEARS AFTER THE EVENT.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:31, closed)

ENJOYED? PAST TENSE?
YOU MEAN IT'S DEAD NOW?????
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:33, closed)

LOUD NOISES!!!

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:52, closed)

Vagabond
Can you sit the Dr down on your knee and explain to him about doggy heaven please.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:54, closed)

Doggy heaven?
b3ta.com/questions/drunkparents/post1102797
(speedevil, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:09, closed)

hahaha!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:13, closed)

hahah
This is brilliant
( rofl harris, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:30, closed)

100% Agree

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:35, closed)

Oh lordy
Funniest thing I've read for absolutely ages. People around me are wondering why I'm laughing my ass off at my blackberry.

*clicky*

[Edit: and I hadn't even been drinking at the time]
(airbiscuit last dropped a meaty one in the lift on, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:31, closed)