Drunk Parents
Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
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( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.
Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU
( , Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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Cruelty to animals in the days before YouTube lols
We had my dad's mate's mother-in-law over one Christmas for reasons I was too young to be told, and she was absolutely ace. She drank gin from 9am, said "Good gracious!" much of the time, and sang us rude songs that my parents disapproved of.
On Christmas day we gave the dog milk as a treat, and she kept slipping gin into it.
At one point we let the dog out for a pee, he wandered over to the bush, cocked his leg, and fell into it.
Funniest thing I'd ever seen. Awesome.
The next day the dog appeared to be distinctly unimpressed with absolutely everything.
( , Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:49, 10 replies)
We had my dad's mate's mother-in-law over one Christmas for reasons I was too young to be told, and she was absolutely ace. She drank gin from 9am, said "Good gracious!" much of the time, and sang us rude songs that my parents disapproved of.
On Christmas day we gave the dog milk as a treat, and she kept slipping gin into it.
At one point we let the dog out for a pee, he wandered over to the bush, cocked his leg, and fell into it.
Funniest thing I'd ever seen. Awesome.
The next day the dog appeared to be distinctly unimpressed with absolutely everything.
( , Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:49, 10 replies)
I CAN CONFIRM THAT THE DOG ENJOYED A VERY HAPPY LIFE FOR SEVERAL YEARS AFTER THE EVENT.
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Vagabond
Can you sit the Dr down on your knee and explain to him about doggy heaven please.
( , Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:54, closed)
Can you sit the Dr down on your knee and explain to him about doggy heaven please.
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Oh lordy
Funniest thing I've read for absolutely ages. People around me are wondering why I'm laughing my ass off at my blackberry.
*clicky*
[Edit: and I hadn't even been drinking at the time]
( , Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:31, closed)
Funniest thing I've read for absolutely ages. People around me are wondering why I'm laughing my ass off at my blackberry.
*clicky*
[Edit: and I hadn't even been drinking at the time]
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