Every weekend my old man would come home and blow chunks.


Why did we call our dog chunks anyway ??
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:51, 14 replies)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:11, closed)

New accounts and old jokes.
That's what this place needs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:45, closed)

Ha!
New joke to me! Just what this place needs!

Next time though make sure you PM Dr first and check he hasn't heard the joke before.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:37, closed)

what is this
PM Dr ????
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:17, closed)

sorry I meant Gaz

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:35, closed)

Hadn't heard this one either. Keep them coming, we need some new blood here as there's a serious danger of QOTW choking on its own post-post modern righteous indignation and pedantic injokery. Err sorry, you may be new and therefore unaware of this, but stick around and you'll see what I mean (not that you'd necessarily be motivated to do so, OK, I'll shut up).
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:52, closed)

why so angry? can you show me on the dolly where the bad man touched you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:13, closed)

Where did he display anger?

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:22, closed)

who asked you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:26, closed)

YOUR MUM DID.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:28, closed)

Yes (points to dolly's head). The bad people touched me here (points to the area of the brain responsible for receiving internet hurties)
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:30, closed)

"Internet hurties"
HAaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! This will be my new signature
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:50, closed)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 12:54, closed)

chears mate, nice of you to be so welcoming :)
I think either somethings funny or its not...criticizing jokes doesnt quite work somehow, its not a 'best pumkin' competition at some village fate.

anyhoos...lots more joke offal to be told :D
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 14:16, closed)