This is my
question of the week, I have been here longest Wah Wah Wah. Read the abject boring shit me and my band of merry fuck nuggets/stains/tards come up with to waste time until Jeremy Kyle comes back on. Wah Wah Wah.

------Honda Accord Away-------
(Dr Shambollocks Like Dr Shambolic but less of a waste of space+ORC, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:20, 50 replies)

Your arse must be killing you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:20, closed)

Don't you dare put my dad in the Fail Archive.
You vicious brute.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:21, closed)

making your way on the boards today takes everything you've got
getting away from all these /talkers sure would help a lot
wouldn't you like to get away?
sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name
and they never ever flame
you need to go where you can know
the posters are all the same
you need to go where everybody rates your game

cheers
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:41, closed)

excellent.
that has actually made me laugh. well done.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:47, closed)

Oh Dad.
Have you been on the sherry again?

:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:21, closed)

Hahaha!
This is going to get nasty.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:21, closed)

His dad's a fucker when he gets going.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, closed)

If anybody even thinks about bullying my drunken father
then I'll be straight round with my poledancer girlfriend to duff you right up.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:23, closed)

Alrite Happy Phantom
You've surpassed yourself here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:29, closed)

I tell you what, when he sobers up he's going to think 'Oh Christ'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:30, closed)

His ears will be stinging with the shame

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:33, closed)

My guess is disasterprone

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:39, closed)

Hahahahahaha he's just added himself to my 'fans' list so he can reply to me quicker.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:41, closed)

No I haven't.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, closed)

The pool of suspect crying QOTW wankers widens

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:42, closed)

he's already denied it.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:52, closed)

oh, hang on, no he didn't.
www.b3ta.com/questions/drunkparents/post1104893
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:53, closed)

I have now though.
Seriously, I don't like it when people just get grief because their post isn't brilliant, but I heartily agree with hammering idiots like the guy who thinks shagging a postbox makes your lungs fall out.

Besides, I'm far too busy trying to find veins to register in (for those that like sending me silly drug related gazzes)
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:55, closed)

can you fix me up with some mexican brown, yo?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:58, closed)

no.
afghan, yes.

you tend only to get Mexican in the USA, and it's tar, not brown, usually.

Even though the UK had a massive drought recently, there was little to no Mexican coming through.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, closed)

oh, right. i don't actually know what either you or i are talking about now.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:07, closed)

that's for the best

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, closed)

i do really
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, closed)

that's very bad.
you should be thoroughly ashamed...

or not. I'm not, after all.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:44, closed)

I see Dr Shambollocks has been banned
if it's an IP ban, that means all we have to do is see who doesn't appear again!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:38, closed)

cr3 is a horrid bully

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, closed)

the bastard, eh.
depriving you of your number one fan.

who do you think it was - their command of English wasn't great...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:49, closed)

I'm struggling to care.
Hopefully the deletion will make them feel vindicated and powerful for a few moments. Everybody deserves a little comfort.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:53, closed)

maybe stepping them would have been more fun

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:54, closed)

And nobody has ever lied on QOTW before.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:53, closed)

I'd say most likely is XmanX
I edited in a handful of names and he was the only one to instantly leap in with a denial.

But whoever is responsible is now totally my favourite qotwer like evah!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:19, closed)

no, not me.
I've better things to do.

Another shit account, posting shit, wonn't improve things here.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:47, closed)

Oh, Blackadder! Are you the Scarlet Pimpernel?
Absolutely not, Sir.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:49, closed)

I love that series.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, closed)

I thought more bROKEN aRROW

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:58, closed)

Wasn't me
CR3 can check the IP if he wants. Also knowing me I would just say that from this acc anyway, haha!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:50, closed)

true - i did think DrS had annoyed to the point of exploding!
The mystery deepens...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, closed)

Indeed
The plot thickens.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, closed)

Wow,
That was cathartic.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:00, closed)

Hahahahahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:00, closed)

Oi Badger
Love your myspace pictures, very sexy. xxx
(Dr Shambollocks Like Dr Shambolic but less of a waste of space+ORC, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:34, closed)

Fucking Hell...
...is this what it has come to?
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:04, closed)

I know, this is pretty poor.
Where's workboresme when you need her?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:05, closed)

She's paying my mortgage for me, and so can't afford the broadband.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:19, closed)

yours too?
i missed the exploit-the-nutter train, didn't I?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:27, closed)

It's gone way passed poor now
it's verging on a joke. Bring back decent questions, with decent answers. I'm not fussed with all the negative comments; I just want to read a reply to the question that is on topic, and as a bonus, funny.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:39, closed)

past, even
hear hear
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:45, closed)

Tsk.
You and your unreasonable demands.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, closed)

Shhhhaaaaammmbooo
No dinner for you then until help the nice man.
( Trollman, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:17, closed)

I have a photograph of my dad playing football in his wellies and pants after a homebrew experiment.
If that doesn't solve all the problems of qotw then I don't know what will.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:23, closed)