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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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yes.
/talkers have little red laser eyes and big stabby knives. are you suggesting some sort of identifcation programme? like, we could all have a different colour star, or something? because, as i recall, that didn't end too well the last time someone tried it.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:52, 2 replies)
Oh I don't know.
I think some of it was rather fun. Some of the uniforms were cracking.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:55, closed)
Hugo Boss designer clobber
and excellent motors.

and lots of flags, so, not all bad.

John Galliano doesn't think so, anyway.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:58, closed)
And he's a leading designer, so he knows what he's talking about.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:05, closed)
This was actually tried?
What happened, were handbags and flouncing involved?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:03, closed)
the holocaust ensued

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:08, closed)
officelol.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:09, closed)
Probably the uniforms.
Cool black ones, versus pyjamas.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, closed)
yes.
every time i see someone in pyjamas i want to gas them, too. It's a natural reaction.

If I was in a cool uniform, I'd not be able to hold back...

Seriously, pyjamas caused the holocaust!?!?
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:24, closed)
hello? daily mail?
have i got a story for YOU....
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:28, closed)
you'd probably get a two page feature and a photo out of this one.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:47, closed)
Only striped ones.
Paisley ones caused love and kisses.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:29, closed)
yes.
churchill called hitler a whiny attention seeker and hitler flounced.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:10, closed)
closely followed out of the room by Mussolini and the Japanese
all mincing, and all vowing never to speak to Churchill again.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:20, closed)
Historical fact.
As evinced in Hitler's work "You are SO not going to believe what that bastard said to me!"
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:30, closed)
Where was Stalin when this was happening?

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:33, closed)
Wanking and crying.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:34, closed)
The fucking nonce.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 14:38, closed)

Just for the record there is an official term for the crying wank - the crank.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:14, closed)

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