David Essex
I buy all sorts of shit when I'm drunk and then forget about it. It's good when it turns up at work and I've no recollection of ordering it. It's a bit like Christmas - "Fucking ace! I really wanted one of these!". This week a David Essex double-bill DVD turned up. It's 'That'll Be The Day' and 'Stardust'. Two films which I love. Problem is I haven't got a fucking DVD player.
( routine has perfected burgers, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 13:51, 6 replies)

Can you not watch them on the computer from which you're presumably posting on here?

( .Yeti., Sun 13 Apr 2014, 17:56, closed)

Me too!
Yeah, I'm like that! I ordered a LOAD of pornography and I don't even have a pornograph!
(A Blair, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 22:04, closed)

Get drunk again
One will probably turn up in about a week.
(BeatsWork, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 9:57, closed)

no dvd player...?
what year is it in your world?
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 11:10, closed)

Wait till he's pissed again.
He'll order three.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 14 Apr 2014, 11:59, closed)