My brother the C*nt!!!
sorry for the immediate double post but this is pure dumb gold!

My brother, 5 years older than me, a proper bastard because he loved torturing me and making me look stupid as a kid and i never learned, after all he was my big brother and i idolised him and most of my free time was spent trying to be like him and follow him and his friends around, (basically i was an annoying little shit). It was on my seventh birthday and he must have been 11 about to turn 12 and as it was my day he had been secretly beating me up and bullying me and my friends all day. My mum and decide suggest playing a game of blinds man bluff after lunch to try and tire us out, obviously being birthday boy i got to be the chaser first so i was blindfolded and all my little friends darted off to get the game going.

Now let me set the scene a little, there was only about 15 of us plus my brother and the garden wasnt exactly massive but had a large feild immediately tagged onto the back of it seperated by steel wire and concrete posts.......... if you can see whats coming here already i salute you!

My bastard, evil, sadistic, twunt of a brother stood directly behind said concrete post and hollered. His being the nearest voice i start pegging it off towards the sound laughing and skipping all the way. CRUNCH, SPLAT, MMMMMUUUUUMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! i had run teeth first into the post and managed to swallow no fewer than seven of my baby teeth, the impact actually caused so much damage to my teeth that i still have a dead baby tooth inside my bottom front tooth today! 18 years later.

To make it even worse we were at our holiday home in ireland and the nearest dentist was a 2 hour drive away in cork!

And it was that holiday my brother told me i was adopted too! pretty shitty all round.

no apologies for the lenght he deserves to be shamed!
(drew pea great minds like a think!, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 15:12, 1 reply)

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Telling the world that your post is pure gold is an invitation for others to point out that it isn't.

Not that I'm saying that it is or isn't gold - I'll keep my opinion to myself on that. I'm just pointing out a hostage to fortune.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 15:23, closed)