Stupid thing that I've 'got' to do...
We normally do our shopping via the good old interweb, but unfortunately we did not heed all of the notices put on the website to book the 'Christmas' delivery early.

What does this mean?

Yours truly has the joyful task of doing the shopping tomorrow along with every slack-jawed oxygen thief this side of Portsmouth, while trying to fight the urge to make 'Falling Down' look like an idyllic day, in order to feed the hordes of descending relatives, many of whom I would not piss on if they were on fire.

Merry fucking Christmas, cunts.
(Tibbins, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 10:51, 4 replies)

Gumph...
Slack jawed oxygen thief! Like it. Up north, I call them mouth-breathers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Dec 2007, 10:56, closed)

In full, 'rat-faced, slack-jawed, in-bred, feral mouth breathers',
also known as the pikey underclass.

That'll teach me to shop at Tesco.
(Tibbins, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 11:08, closed)

Lol
I often recall 'Falling Down' when I have to go shopping :)
(Magnus, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:29, closed)

I've just been to the little delicatessen up the road from my work...
...and bought some lovely pate and cheeses and stuff.

My girlfriend's on a late shift on Xmas Day (2-9) so we'll have a big breakfast and then cheese and crackers and stuff in the evening.

So I avoid the big Christmas shopping! Hurrah!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 Dec 2007, 12:49, closed)