giving birth
suggest to my wife at 4 this morning that was it ok if i went back to sleep, this was just after she told me that her waters have broken, to which i replied, 'first babies take ages is it ok if i go back to sleep'

still no baby yet.. . . . . .
(norcomark CNUT abbreviation for CANUTE, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 9:57, 5 replies)

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...and in three months, still no sex, I'd wager...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 12:31, closed)

I took so long to come out.
My dad got hungry and went to Mc Donalds.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 14:01, closed)

My mum still hasn't forgiven me.
32hours in labour and everytime i'm in trouble dont I know about it.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 10:41, closed)

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you are a VERY brave man.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 13:22, closed)

Thats nothing...
When I was being born, my dad was watching Dennis Taylor pot the respotted black in the 1985 Snooker World Championship
( Furness, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 16:31, closed)