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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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Don't piss the dog off...
When I was 7 years old. I was perched on the foot of the stairs with 'Prince', the family labrador sat loyally at my feet.

Wondering if dogs feel pain, I took the compass that my irresponsible sister had left lying around and plunged it into Princes' heed.

I can now confirm that dogs do indeed feel pain, but not half as much as I did when the little shitbag bit my hand leaving me with a scar to this very day.

Bastard dog, and I blame my bitch sister for getting me bitten...
(, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 13:51, 6 replies)
Personally, I blame your parents
For deciding against an abortion

I'm hungover, and I hate cruelty to animal stories that ain't funny
(, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 14:14, closed)
What swifty said.
And you boast about it? Dick.
(, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 23:06, closed)
I agree

that's fucked right up
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 4:10, closed)
I wouldn't say boasting was entirely right. I'm certainly not proud of my actions, but in my denfence I was only 7, hardly the most responsible time of your life.

I actually own a dog now and love it to bits.

So there...
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 10:10, closed)
are an utter shithat sir. Your defense was you were only 7? That's how serial killers start.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 16:49, closed)
Further proof...
That b3tans will immediately take any story remotely concerning animal cruelty and make its writer a pariah.

When I was seven I had fascinations on the logic of whether cats ALWAYS landed on their feet, which in turn brought about some bizzare and potentially dangerous situations. Thankfully the cat was never injured (scared utterly shitless, no doubt, and held a grudge for years), but as an adult I now own two cats of my own, both of which I admit to doting on as much as my kids.

Yes, I'm just two steps away from talking baby talk and dressing the little buggers up.

But still, I don't condone what addickted did, but I'm sure it's entirely possible he's NOT a loopy animal abuser, and was just a moron as a kid.
(, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 18:50, closed)

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