not me but a mate.....
year 9 at school and we were about to sit are english exam to see what groups (high,low that stuff)we'd be in next year..........my mate was in bottom.....he got stoned and ate a worm he spent the next year in the top group with me......

Length? bout 4 inches of worm
(the heretic, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 14:39, 10 replies)

I'd asked if you passed it but...

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 15:11, closed)

Pardon?
I've read this about five times now and am still mystified. Is the story that your friend got stoned and ate a worm just before an exam and ended up in the top set for English?

Can anyone help me here?

Is the 'dumb thing you've done' posting this message, perchance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 15:56, closed)

I too
cannot follow this. I believe that you are stoned and are actually in the bottom set for English.

If your standard of written English is anything to go by, and you are in the top set, then the bottom set must be drawing on the walls in green crayon!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 16:14, closed)

clarification
sorry i just realised...my mate was the stoned one and in the bottom
(the heretic, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 16:48, closed)

....
That makes even less sense than before!
(SlamDunc loves orange soda..., Thu 27 Dec 2007, 18:53, closed)

This did not make me 'lol'
The reply thread, however...
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 27 Dec 2007, 23:05, closed)

ha
i am actually in tears laughing at these replies. admittedly i am quite stoned.
if only there was an "i like this reply" button.
(unciebana It's good, but it's not right., Fri 28 Dec 2007, 2:33, closed)

This deserves to make the newsletter
If only because someone, somewhere, may be able to explain what happened.

I do like the idea that worms are an as yet untapped wonder brainfood though.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 7:21, closed)

from out of the darkness I have seen the light
....this reply thread has been the highlight of my day so far
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Fri 28 Dec 2007, 12:57, closed)

"Top group" for English?
I bloody doubt it!

Well done you've absolutely made my day!
(this is a shit username, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 20:08, closed)