Welllll...
I accidently shut myself in a suitcase for a few hours once.

And then disclocated my arm getting out.
(towels, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 13:15, 10 replies)

Winner!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 14:47, closed)

haha this wins everything

( Damien's Hearse, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 15:35, closed)

Hmmmm...
Is this you?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 30 Dec 2007, 16:40, closed)

Yup!
I'm always accidently shutting myself in suitcases - who doesn't.
( girlinthehole, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 18:21, closed)

*click*

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 30 Dec 2007, 18:44, closed)

How?

(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Sun 30 Dec 2007, 20:48, closed)

Please!
You simply must elaborate on this one. In particular how getting into the thing was an accident in the first place. Click for you sir
(MrBlue ding!, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 1:36, closed)

lol rockets!
towels are always the last thing i remember to put in my suitcase, i'm surprised you fitted well enough for it to close on you without some fat bastard like me sitting on it.

i don't care how it happened, it made me laugh. i like a succinct story. back in 1985 my family went to spain to the fabled island of majorca a once lovely place where pygmy goats and barely clad majorcan warriors roamed the majestic lands wearing nothing more than kilts, or was that scotland? well anyway, wherever it was we were on holiday there and on the third day met up with one of these tribes of peoples whilst they were skinning once of these goats... jet skiis obviously hadn't even been invented yet but had a feeling of what it might be like to be behind one when the goat he was skinning comes back from apparent deadness and pisses all over me in a torrent of what i can only describe as hot piss, a jet of it, it was like jet lee on a jet ski pissing a streak of ninja lemonade made from piss into my mouth and i was mortified like a mortician caught shagging on the job by his wife in a pet shop.

but i digress. *click*
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 10:14, closed)

I shut myself in a fold up bed once.
When I was an Infant, I used to like jumping up and down on beds. So once at a relatives house, i was jumping up and down on a fold up bed... and erm.. well it folded up on me hehe.
(Miggyman, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 12:52, closed)

schnee.
I can't believe I broke my 2 year vow of lurkdom to post this.

But. I thought it might be fun to see if I can fit inside a large suitcase. I did. And glee abounded. Unfortunately, it was one of those retro things with the little flip down lock and I was stuck for a few hours.
Upon rescue, the lid dropped on my arm and was apparently heavy enough to pull my arm out of my socket and was promptly rushed to hospital.

In retrospect...it was pretty awesome.
(towels, Mon 31 Dec 2007, 15:47, closed)