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What's the stupidest thing you've ever done to yourself?

We're keeping this one open for two weeks to allow you to get up to stupid stuff and send it in.

(, Thu 20 Dec 2007, 12:36)
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as usual i thought long and hard before posting this...
when i was about 10 or 11 and just finding out what fun a stiffy is...
for reasons that still remain a complete and utter mystery to me...
i pushed a 10mm steel ball bearing down the japs eye of my erect todger...
and wondered why it wouldn't come out...
for 2 days...
had to use a magnet in the end, or should that be on the end...
and got metal splinters im my cock into the bargain...
it was very frightening indeeeeeed, especially when rusty stuff came out next time i had a wank...
and you are the first people i have ever told and that was 28 years ago!!!

and in reply to the questions raised...

couldn't pee it out, wanking was so painfull you wouldn't believe and in true scaredy-cat style there was no way i was going to tell anyone what i'd done. i mean, a steel ball bearing up the japs eye? you've got to be having a laugh???

as for length, about as long as it is now, give or take an inch but i gave up measuring it years ago...
(, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 17:14, 7 replies)
Couldn't you
have had a wank, and fired it out?
And could you pee?
And did you not consider the hospital?
(, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 17:29, closed)
would you do such a thing?
(, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 17:53, closed)
oh dear god im surprised you didnt need penal-surgery!

I can't begin to understand how that situation came about...
(, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 18:59, closed)

Did you hammer it in or something?
(, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 19:55, closed)
Winner ?
Possibly the stupidest thing Ive read here.

(, Tue 1 Jan 2008, 21:37, closed)
Oh the
random things we do as 10 year olds.

I understand why you couldn't go to the hospital or doctors. How do you explain to your mum why you need her to run you up to the doctors?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 0:24, closed)
Either that is substantial exaggeration, or you have a huge urethra!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 19:12, closed)

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