My eating is horribly dodgy.
I seem to do this every time and I never learn...

Being always hungry can be rather expensive (But I stay thin due to my wonderfully great body =D).

However, I always seem to go into the kitchen in the morning after a large meal, in which a chicken has been left out on the counter.

EVERY SINGLE TIME:

Get knife.

Get bread

Get butter

Slice chicken that's been left out over night.

Place on buttered bread.

Eat.

Wait for a few hours, "ooh, I feel kinda sick."

Go to the bathroom, do not pass go, do not collect £200.

Hurl.

Hurl again, repeat for about 2 days.

Yea... I keep poisoning myself, but the sandwiches taste great.
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:44, 4 replies)

Fridge?
Just a suggestion... ;)

Chicken sandwiches (on white bread with real butter and maybe some stuffing) are too good to keep poisoning yourself! Your body might even start rejecting the chickeny goodness!

Having said that, I don't understand how people can eat pizza that's been left out overnight, so I'm not really one to talk!

Oh, and *click*, of course...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:43, closed)

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You get made ill from eating chicken that's been out for 24 hours? Really? What a super-sensitive gut you must have... :(
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:23, closed)

I must
have a gut of steal, or perhaps the blood that flows through my alcohol is strong - day old chicken, pink uncooked chicken, last nights kebab left on the radiator, curry thats a few days old... Lovely... with the curry though tend to leave it in the fridge to stink it out though, but as a kid I would love the crunchy dried out left on the counter variety! :S
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 12:38, closed)

It's probably because..
I have cats, I never check wether bits are missing or what not, and they do like to leave the odd seagull around the house (My favourite memory is when they were only a few months old, they killed a seagull and left it in the kitchen)
(Maccy Divided by 0 on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 21:53, closed)