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Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
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I was reluctant, but a friend prevailed upon me: "She's a sweet gal. Doesn't get out much. Besides, she has a heart condition. They don't expect her to live long." I felt a twinge of pity.
She seemed nice. "Doctors use me as a demonstrator to their students," she explained. After we grabbed some medicine, we jumped into my car to head to the bar.
Trouble started right away. She was disappointed that I didn't burn rubber and squeal while accelerating out of the parking lot. I explained that my VW Bug was an automatic stick-shift model that couldn't do that even if we tried.
She was at death's door and she was going to go out in a burst of flame. At the bar, she started hitting on all the dudes. She was only too happy to dump me for some muscle-headed lout. Probably with a muscle car. Probably burned donuts into some back parking lot before squealing off into the night.
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:06, 6 replies)
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YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG!
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 20:37, closed)
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It's an autostick. A comedy automatic clutch that VW put into some beetles for colonials on account of their biological inability to use two feet independently.
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Limits our mating displays and saves rubber.
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seems particularly appropriate here.
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:52, closed)
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