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Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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I told your mum.
'I'll never get over you'.
So I got up and went round.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:58, 17 replies)
*starts the clock*

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:04, closed)
hope that clock has long life batteries

(, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:23, closed)
No he put them in the extra large vibrator
That he used on your mum.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:05, closed)
i never knew my mum

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:24, closed)
Not like he did, anyway.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29, closed)
like who did?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:46, closed)
AB with his (alleged) giant vibro and his
(alleged) carnal knowledge of your mum.

Thanks for ruining my off-the-cuff witticism.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:01, closed)
what's caramel knowledge?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:43, closed)
A bit like fudge-nudging.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:53, closed)
This is funny because someone 'phoned your boss. Right?

EDIT: ooh, it's my b3ta birthday. Happy birthday, me. Six years old. Splendid.

A famous shit poet once contemplated the notion of being six. He wrote,

"But now I am Six,
I'm as clever as clever,
So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever."

I can see where he was going with this. It might have been nice, in a funny sort of way, to have never progressed, intellectually, beyond the age of six - life would have been one long adventure, an endless blazing summer spent in emerald-green fields, far away from the depressingly grey concerns of the adult world. Also, I could have been popular on /talk.

Oh, well.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:56, closed)
Merry Candles HP.
Just think - you also dodged getting H1N1 off an absolute pig & you never had to shack up with a miserable depressive who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 6:46, closed)

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:22, closed)
Happy b3taday, Happy Phantom!

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:00, closed)
My mum was skinnier than you AB
But thankfully she didn't die in the UK.
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 5:59, closed)
You're glad your mum's dead? That explains a lot.

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:21, closed)
More glad that there was no way you could've been her Mortuary Technician.
Don't really get where you got that I was glad she's dead - your powers of extrapolation again astound me!
(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:11, closed)

(, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:53, closed)

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