I told your mum.
'I'll never get over you'.
So I got up and went round.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 22:58, 17 replies)

*starts the clock*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:04, closed)

hope that clock has long life batteries

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 3 Jan 2013, 23:23, closed)

No he put them in the extra large vibrator
That he used on your mum.
(Nightviolet, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:05, closed)

i never knew my mum

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:24, closed)

Not like he did, anyway.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:29, closed)

like who did?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:46, closed)

AB with his (alleged) giant vibro and his
(alleged) carnal knowledge of your mum.

Thanks for ruining my off-the-cuff witticism.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:01, closed)

what's caramel knowledge?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:43, closed)

A bit like fudge-nudging.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:53, closed)

This is funny because someone 'phoned your boss. Right?

EDIT: ooh, it's my b3ta birthday. Happy birthday, me. Six years old. Splendid.

A famous shit poet once contemplated the notion of being six. He wrote,

"But now I am Six,
I'm as clever as clever,
So I think I'll be six now for ever and ever."

I can see where he was going with this. It might have been nice, in a funny sort of way, to have never progressed, intellectually, beyond the age of six - life would have been one long adventure, an endless blazing summer spent in emerald-green fields, far away from the depressingly grey concerns of the adult world. Also, I could have been popular on /talk.

Oh, well.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:56, closed)

Merry Candles HP.
Just think - you also dodged getting H1N1 off an absolute pig & you never had to shack up with a miserable depressive who looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 6:46, closed)

Lolwhut?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:22, closed)

Happy b3taday, Happy Phantom!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:00, closed)

My mum was skinnier than you AB
But thankfully she didn't die in the UK.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 5:59, closed)

You're glad your mum's dead? That explains a lot.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:21, closed)

No.
More glad that there was no way you could've been her Mortuary Technician.
Don't really get where you got that I was glad she's dead - your powers of extrapolation again astound me!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:11, closed)

Lolwhut?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:53, closed)