An American here:
The only Republican that I have dated wanted to talk about the break up, a lot.

Until I lost my patience and explained to her that the sex we had wasn't in fact good, and that I hoped she would have good sex some day so that she'd know the difference.

On the flip side it was almost four years ago when the scent of jasmine flowers (this is in no way related to the first story) stopped stabbing me in the heart. That took ten years to happen but shortly thereafter: Joy, I'm in love again and I really think that this time it won't make me wish I were dead unless she goes first.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 1:17, 11 replies)

Tsk. And here I am thinking this week will be a depressing roll call of mawkish mundanity.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:27, closed)

At least you admitted to being shit in bed.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 8:56, closed)

This is a comedy forum, not a self help group for weepy gaylords.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:16, closed)

Dammit
*deletes account*
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 15:51, closed)

Unless you're a serious Democrat (as in attend rallies and whatnot)
I don't really get the ref. to fact that she was a Republican.
Maybe it's just a Merkin thing - I've tried to remember any political arguments with any of my former girlfriends or my wife. & how it might have affected our relationship.
Sorry, I've gone out with people who liked Pauline Hanson and who voted for Little Johnny Howard but that had no bearing on how nice it felt being up to hilt inside them with my balls slapping against their perineum.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:28, closed)

My, my,
that's so romantic.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:55, closed)

What?
Sometimes they slapped their chins and clitorises.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 4 Jan 2013, 12:13, closed)

Don't judge him by adult standards, you terrible bully.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 17:57, closed)

In 'merika you can only be a Republican if you don't understand sex.
If you like it, know how to enjoy it, that sort of thing, you don't vote against it.

I could make a list of what she did wrong but first I challenge anyone who doubts me to open their eyes in a look of panic less than three minutes into their next coital fun time and say "Why haven't you come yet! Can't you?"
That was only one of her techniques. She also liked to keep her ladybits plastered with baby powder (maybe she thinks dryness is fun).

Stay out of LA and away from Republicans, folks.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 4:16, closed)

Gay.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 9:58, closed)

Why does love cause such upset stomach?

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Fri 4 Jan 2013, 10:16, closed)