Like most adults I have been in a number of relationships which have ended.
LOL.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:44, 7 replies)

What sort of kebab did you have afterwards?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 22:51, closed)

Man, you gotta be some kinda heartless.
The traditional response is to throw the kebab down the high street and for once that's not a euphoniumism.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 6 Jan 2013, 23:18, closed)

I took my girlfriend out for a post-club takeaway once
and watched mesmerized as the strapping turkish owner slid his juicy saveloy into her overflowing kebab
etc
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 12:04, closed)

Can I play a
euphoniumism like a theremin?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:34, closed)

I suspect it would play any way you like.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 20:39, closed)

I don't think you're getting into the true spirit of qftw here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 7 Jan 2013, 8:14, closed)

Lies.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jan 2013, 8:15, closed)