The very last words I ever said to her were "Well, if that's how you feel then maybe you should fuck off to your mother's."
So she did.
Four days later I got divorce papers through the letterbox.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 1:29, 14 replies)

I guess you showed her (step) mum (in-law) tho!
I went looking for "that" post. I found it in "I didn't do it" as a pearoast. I could only find your original and markmorrisonsprisonshoes posts at first and I have to be honest I was shitting myself a bit cause I thought you may have found some way to delete it(paranoid much?).
But it's cool. Hiya blaire! I guess this makes me no better than AB really does it?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 10 Jan 2013, 3:04, closed)

I'm actually in need of a reliable Cumbrian plumber.
Cheers.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:20, closed)

Can't you just message him on OKcupid like the rest of them?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:48, closed)

Not sure what that is mate, soz

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 7:58, closed)

Basically, I'm trying to humorously imply that you're trying to get into his bum and that 'cumbrian plumber' is a euphemism for this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:02, closed)

That's right funny now you've explained it.
Nice one.
(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:08, closed)

Well I laughed
Cumbrian plumber is an excellent euphemism.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:46, closed)

I think I'll get my weekly enema else where.

(Elephant Balderdash attempting to bottle the absurd, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 12:24, closed)

I can confirm this to be true, being a Cumbrian, but not a plumber.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 10:45, closed)

And then, you had a cheque for your mortgage payments and some bumhole pictures arrive.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:04, closed)

Four days is pretty impressive given that the divorce petition has to be submitted to a court by post and then they forward it to the other party by post.
I'd say either she started the divorce procedure a couple of weeks before you told her to fuck off or she has a time machine or her mother is a witch.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 8:22, closed)

She turned me into a newt.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 9:37, closed)

did you get better?

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 10 Jan 2013, 15:05, closed)