Nice Work...
Mooching around town, I bumped into a friend - an extremely attractive female friend. "I've got a job for you," she said. "I'm trying to find a pair of jeans that fits properly, and I can't see myself".

Yes, she wanted me to spend the afternoon staring at her arse and telling her which jeans made it look nicest.

Well, I didn't have anything else to do that day (suddenly). And she bought me a shirt to say thank you, so I even got paid!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 15:52, 12 replies)

If only there were some sort of reflective surface ideal for this purpose
Hell, you could even place these surfaces in clothes shops so people could look at clothes before they bought them.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:06, closed)

Madness!
It'd have to be some sort of reflective material but rigid and angled to aim at a person.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:11, closed)

Have you considered that she just wanted to have you stare at her arse for a few hours?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:11, closed)

Unfortunately
She's always turned down my (frequent) offers of jungle-fucking on massive drugs, so I don't think that was it.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:26, closed)

Sounds like someone is thought of as a gay wet blanket with no balls to pull a move! You could have at least made up a girl who doesn't pity you!


At least when my hot friend asked me to 'stare at her arse and tell her which jeans made it look nicest' I had the decency to stick my cock in it whilst driving her around in my Honda Prelude (that's right!) on MASZSIVE DRGZ
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:39, closed)

Yeah Man :)

(Daw the Cunt Deffiency in keeping Wind since 1970, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:32, closed)

hmm
Sounds like you gained a shirt, but missed out on a shag.
( rofl harris, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:32, closed)

Sounds like you fell into the 'gay best friend' trap
Unlucky
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:35, closed)

Not gay best friend
More "ex-boyfriend of her friend" trap.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 16:50, closed)

Are you sure
you didn't finger her under the table?
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:20, closed)

Hahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:33, closed)

Don't get croissant crumbs on your new shirt

(lurkylurklurk swings more, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 17:53, closed)