Easiest Job Ever
Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
( , Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
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Hahaha
Jack Dee? Jasper Carrot? said "If you're ever pulled over by the police, and they ask you what your job is, don't tell them you're a comedian. They don't like it."
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:30, 2 replies)
Jack Dee? Jasper Carrot? said "If you're ever pulled over by the police, and they ask you what your job is, don't tell them you're a comedian. They don't like it."
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:30, 2 replies)
If Michael Mcintyre said that to them
they could do him for obstruction of justice for presenting false identification.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:35, closed)
they could do him for obstruction of justice for presenting false identification.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:35, closed)
I have nothing to be bitter about
just can't stand him and if being that type of act is what it takes, I'll stay as I am.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 17:18, closed)
just can't stand him and if being that type of act is what it takes, I'll stay as I am.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 17:18, closed)
I accept that he's shit, but he's so good at being shit he makes millions
whereas you still trot out your average act on a tuesday night to a half full bar of uninterested Hoxton Heroes and Indy Cindys. I can see how you must burn with the injustice of it all. Telling someone on a website that it doesn't matter, in no way makes up for this.
( , Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:43, closed)
whereas you still trot out your average act on a tuesday night to a half full bar of uninterested Hoxton Heroes and Indy Cindys. I can see how you must burn with the injustice of it all. Telling someone on a website that it doesn't matter, in no way makes up for this.
( , Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:43, closed)
and of course, there's nothing remotely bitter about being a sad, malicious pastiche of a sockpuppet on a website which has previously rejected your earnest, yet cretinously boring efforts to contribute.
( , Wed 15 Sep 2010, 1:17, closed)
or
they could simply punch him into unconsciousness and leave him at the side of the road.
I don't mind either way.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:54, closed)
they could simply punch him into unconsciousness and leave him at the side of the road.
I don't mind either way.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:54, closed)
I suspect that if you punched Michael McIntyre in the face
while standing in the centre circle at Wembley at half-time in the FA Cup final, that there wouldn't be a single witness prepared to swear to the assault.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, closed)
while standing in the centre circle at Wembley at half-time in the FA Cup final, that there wouldn't be a single witness prepared to swear to the assault.
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, closed)
Who wants some?
Whoooo wants some?
Someone must want some.
C'mon! Who wants some?
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:47, closed)
Whoooo wants some?
Someone must want some.
C'mon! Who wants some?
( , Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:47, closed)
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