If Michael Mcintyre said that to them
they could do him for obstruction of justice for presenting false identification.
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:35, 2 replies)

You don't sound bitter
ohh no
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:48, closed)

I have nothing to be bitter about
just can't stand him and if being that type of act is what it takes, I'll stay as I am.
(waxdart hello., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 17:18, closed)

I accept that he's shit, but he's so good at being shit he makes millions
whereas you still trot out your average act on a tuesday night to a half full bar of uninterested Hoxton Heroes and Indy Cindys. I can see how you must burn with the injustice of it all. Telling someone on a website that it doesn't matter, in no way makes up for this.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 8:43, closed)

and of course, there's nothing remotely bitter about being a sad, malicious pastiche of a sockpuppet on a website which has previously rejected your earnest, yet cretinously boring efforts to contribute.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 15 Sep 2010, 1:17, closed)

or
they could simply punch him into unconsciousness and leave him at the side of the road.

I don't mind either way.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 11:54, closed)

I suspect that if you punched Michael McIntyre in the face
while standing in the centre circle at Wembley at half-time in the FA Cup final, that there wouldn't be a single witness prepared to swear to the assault.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:04, closed)

Hahahahahahahaha
I absolutely concur.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 13:06, closed)

Who wants some?
Whoooo wants some?

Someone must want some.

C'mon! Who wants some?
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 14:47, closed)