Easiest Job Ever
Dazbrilliantwhites says he spent five years working at an airport where he spent his days "racing down multi-storey car parks in wheelchairs and then using the lift to go back to the top". Tell us about your best and easiest jobs. Students: Make something up.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 12:14)
Or
A sexually deficient royal servants locked inside a defunct Russian space station……ahem….
I’m a celibate equerry get me out of Mir
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:12,
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Get out
Go to your room and don't come back down until I say.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 13:16,
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*polite applause*
Bravo sir.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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Get out!
Come back here!

Now GET OUT!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:16,
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*giggles*
SPANG!
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Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 15:50,
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Oh Bravo!!!
*applauds*
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 Sep 2010, 16:59,
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