my friend Adam Smith (actual name!)
asserted that tramps actually have an advanced version of the internet. Thus:

TRAMP IN SYDNEY: "No one can drink like a Navy man!"

TRAMP IN PRAGUE: "You silly man, you were never in the Navy!"
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:11, 9 replies)

That's it!
When they are ranting incoherently and yelling things that seem, in isolation, to make no sense, they are actually having a sensible and coherent conversation with someone on the other side of the world! But of course, we can only hear their half of it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 19:52, closed)

this
idea has serious merit.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:07, closed)

if we connected
all the tramps up would they be more or less dangerous than skynet?

or would the entire of the worlds alchol stocks be delivered to cold doorways?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:22, closed)

Are you suggesting a beer-to-beer network Halfy?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:26, closed)

oof!
powered by the new Intel dog-on-a-string quad core chip
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 9:40, closed)

They communicate
in ciderspace.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 11:24, closed)

this
makes me feel warm and fuzzy, click
(knackerz is skinning up, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 23:24, closed)

Oh dear lord
*feels violated*

(again)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 3:21, closed)

not THAT adam smith - please...
Adam Smith - now in San Francisco - once went to Aston Uni..?
(brumguvnor www.twitter.com/brumguvnor, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:54, closed)