The Emergency Services
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 May 2013, 11:33)
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I'll keep it brief. Bullet points in fact:
many years ago.
1. 14 year old friend decides to drink vodka during daytime visit to shops (out of a Tango 'still' bottle if I recall correctly).
2. Friend goes a bit wobbly on Southend-on-sea 'pleasure' pier. Vomit all over the Fackin' shop.
3. Someone phones ambulance services.
4. Ambulance takes friend (and me) from pier to southend hospital.
5. Paramedic/Driver calls us a pair of cunts for being stupid sods thus making him finish work late and miss the football match he wanted to watch.
That is all I have to say.
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Executive Chef, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:40,
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riviting
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:47,
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Exactly, that's why I felt the need to share. It was either that or the tedium of my job.
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Executive Chef, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:25,
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you do sound like a cunt, maybe he had a point?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:53,
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Don't be too harsh, BD.
At 14, being a cunt is compulsory.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:56,
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Preaching to the converted MM.
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 17 May 2013, 13:15,
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BraynDoveston
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:22,
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How odd.
I can't work out who you used to be, by the way.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:01,
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They're all me.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:21,
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Cheers
Alright
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:03,
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I did wonder where I could go to buy myself a Fackin'.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:21,
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You do sound like a cunt, maybe he had a point?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:33,
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He's an old cunt now though
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 18 May 2013, 12:55,
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Those paramedic/driver guys really are perceptive aren't they.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:39,
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They're quite highly trained those chaps, that looks like a spot-on diagnosis.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 19:12,
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But surely he'd have known that the engurland game wasn't going to be terrible anyway?
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Executive Chef, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:27,
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Keeping it brief
1. Those are not bullet points.
2. No one but a cunt goes on the pier. Although you lose some cunt points for calling it a 'pleasure' pier.
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searlichek, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:48,
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1. I did wonder if someone would point that out.
2. I never said I wasn't a cunt.
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Executive Chef, Wed 22 May 2013, 17:25,
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