Encounters with RoyaltyMy good friend Jonathan once had to entertain the Queen whilst she had her portrait painted. The night before he was panicking as he didn't know any clean jokes.
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chthonic, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 15:06)
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While in hospitalmy brother was told that Prince Charles would be visiting his ward on some kind of royal visit thing.
On the same day, he was scheduled to give a sperm sample for possible future use, as he was about to undergo chemotherapy which would likely make him sterile.
When my mum phoned him at lunchtime she asked, "How are you today?"
"Great!" he replied, "I had a wank and met a prince."
"Well I hope you washed your hands," she said.
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Mystery_Bob, Thu 3 Aug 2006, 16:52,
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