She's actually quite pretty. I met her on a walkabout.
Some members of my family (not me, but I'm not bitter) got invited to tea with Prince Andrew and the Duchess of York when they were still together. A lovely time was had by all, and after it was over my brother pocketed the Duchess's teaspoon. He said he was going to have it mounted with a small engraved note saying "Fergie's Teaspoon" and the date or something, but I suspect it's sitting unwashed and wrapped in a serviette somewhere in a drawer. Or it's been sold on eBay.

My only other encounters are that Her Majesty waved to me once when I was 13, and my boss is trying to convince me it's a sound idea to photoshop our rabidly anti-royal Director's face onto my prized possession, an official portrait of HM and Prince Phillip, as a special treat for his birthday. Perhaps I'll be singing for food at the Fringe by next week.
(socialised_medicine quietly returns to Saskatchewan for Lurkfest 2007, Fri 4 Aug 2006, 1:36, Reply)