Narrow EscapesIHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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If I had been born with a vagina instead of my humongous willymy next door neighbour would have certainly had a ride on me seeing as he was working his way through all the young girls in the immediate area.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:08, 3 replies)
Don't let not having a vagina stop youLube up and knock on his door - you might both be surprised at the (sexy) results
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:53,
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I did trybut he got arrested before i could charm him with my sexy supple child body
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:00, closed)
DAMN YOU, THE POLICE!!!!*shakes fist at sky*
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:15,
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