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IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.

(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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My Grandfather's narrow escape...and backside
My grandad was on of the unfortunates who took place in the Dunkirk landings. I am sure you have all heard about how the UK sent just about every boat with an engine to pick our boys up. Well, my grandad was in the midst of clambering on to a fishing boat, climbing the ladder, when he felt a blinding pain, and realised he had been shot 4 times...

...with one bullet.

A bullet entered his right buttock at an angle that it exited near the bunghole, re-entered his left buttock and exited the other side.

Luckily, he never proudly showed his scars.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 19:48, 4 replies)

Yay & a click for your Granddad!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:09, closed)
Oh bless him!
Shot in the ass, but lived to tell the tale! Ace!
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 20:44, closed)
That is a good yarn.
He was only shot once though, not four times.

Still gets a click.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:20, closed)
yes, but techically
for a while he did have five arseholes. That's still impressive, if in a disturbing way.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:03, closed)

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