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IHateSprouts tells us they once avoided getting caught up in an IRA bomb attack by missing a train. Tell us how you've dodged the Grim Reaper, or simply avoided a bit of trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:31)
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I was posting on QOTW,
when I happened to make a few spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.
Also the story was a bit dull and portrayed me in a less than perfect light. Thankfully I noticed in time, and made the necessary changes before posting, so I narrowly avoided a load of unsavoury and unsolicited replies from self important cunts with nothing better to do.

Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:08, 13 replies)

If only I had your luck. I had the missfortune of being dyslexic without due care and attention. The attack was savage and relentless.
(Mong goose, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:27, closed)
It's 'misfortune'
with one 's'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:44, closed)
Oh well done!
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:23, closed)
It's also 'self-important'.
[/cunt]
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:35, closed)
Oh the irony.

(I helped save b3ta! TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:45, closed)
Never mind all that.
Do you have breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:39, closed)
tits rule over grammer

(wobbler, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:45, closed)
I like breasts.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:47, closed)
Sadly not
although I claim my wifes as belonging to me.

I also like breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:17, closed)

My wife's breasts.

My wifes' breasts.

My wife's.

My wifes'.

Fuck. Pedantry has failed me. I'm sure there should be an apostrophe, but buggered if I know where.

Sod it. Breasts! I like 'em.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:57, closed)
Wife's.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 9:17, closed)
Breast's.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:32, closed)
This is what comes of doing a degree in English...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 11:41, closed)

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