I was posting on QOTW,
when I happened to make a few spelling mistakes and grammatical errors.
Also the story was a bit dull and portrayed me in a less than perfect light. Thankfully I noticed in time, and made the necessary changes before posting, so I narrowly avoided a load of unsavoury and unsolicited replies from self important cunts with nothing better to do.

Phew!
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:08, 13 replies)

If only I had your luck. I had the missfortune of being dyslexic without due care and attention. The attack was savage and relentless.
(Mong goose, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:27, closed)

It's 'misfortune'
with one 's'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:44, closed)

Oh well done!
You cunt.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:23, closed)

It's also 'self-important'.
[/cunt]
( .Yeti., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:35, closed)

Oh the irony.

( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:45, closed)

Never mind all that.
Do you have breasts?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Aug 2010, 19:39, closed)

tits rule over grammer

(wobbler, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:45, closed)

I like breasts.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 20 Aug 2010, 20:47, closed)

Sadly not
although I claim my wifes as belonging to me.

I also like breasts.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:17, closed)

My wife's breasts.

My wifes' breasts.

My wife's.

My wifes'.

Fuck. Pedantry has failed me. I'm sure there should be an apostrophe, but buggered if I know where.

Sod it. Breasts! I like 'em.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 22:57, closed)

Wife's.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 21 Aug 2010, 9:17, closed)

Breast's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:32, closed)

This is what comes of doing a degree in English...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 11:41, closed)