Spent most of the summer with this Australian girl
I'm slightly bewildered as to why her parents chose Norfolk over the Great Barrier Reef to spend their "vacation" between terms (they're both teachers, much like my parents), but I quickly decided not to question it when I met S (for twas her initial). I'm loath to call it a whirlwind romance because that sounds unbelievably fucking cheesy, but it really happened so fast. I may have hurried things along a bit to begin with because, well, I'm a bloke and as such was quite keen to plow her.

This, however, is the twist in the tale. She wasn't prepared to give it up to me. At all. She was "good", you know what I mean? Gutted. But the more time I spent with her the less I thought with my cock, for perhaps the first time in my life, and more with some weird sort of "romantic" part of my brain. And she was really into me; she even enjoyed it when we went to Great Yarmouth - GREAT FUCKING YARMOUTH - and I took her bowling in the arcade.

And just last week she had to go back to the other side of the world.

Why is this a narrow escape? Well, she's an Aussie, isn't she, and this is an Ashes year. As an Englishman I feel somewhat ashamed for dallying with the opposition already, and if, as I suspect will happen, our boys get a proper kicking this winter like we did 4 years ago, I'd never have heard the end of it. I've already de-friended her on Facebook. She was a lot of fun, but it's just not worth the hassle.

But, oh... those summer nights....

I hope she doesn't turn up at school next term, my ridiculously-named mates will give me a hell of a ribbing for failing to throw it up her.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:50, 12 replies)

Wait...
...is this a Greece reference?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:12, closed)

A great magician never reveals his secrets
Yes. Well, Grease. Not Greece
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 11:26, closed)

Pfffft.
You like musicals.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:42, closed)

Probably willies too.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 12:50, closed)

Oh come on
EVERYONE's seen Grease. There are undiscovered tribes in the Amazon jungle that know all the words to Summer Nights.

I do like musicals though. Chicago is my favourite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:03, closed)

never seen Grease

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:22, closed)

I've never seen Grease.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 13:37, closed)

Nope. me neither.
Heard the songs ad nauseam, but never seen the film.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:31, closed)

Never seen Grease either
Outside my kitchen anyway (thank fook!)

But that's not amazing. What is amazing is that you had an Aussie bird who wouldn't give it up - this, I have never heard of, they must be rarer than hens with machine guns.

Either that, or you smell really bad....
(rampants, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 14:38, closed)

Tell me more, tell me more...
...did you get very far?
(Hagbard Celine, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 17:27, closed)

Thank you!
I've been waiting for someone to say that

Although I have no witty reposte prepared
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 18:04, closed)

had me until
"bowling in the arcade"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 22:57, closed)