If there's an afterlife
...then I firmly believe that there will be a section with big signs up, saying "I DON'T want to talk about it."

There's a great (?) photo of a guy who was "getting friendly" with a chicken, in a quarry. Unfortunately, a boulder fell and killed both him and the chicken, pinning them against another rock still "in position", to be discovered as a frozen tableau of pervyness in the morning.

"I DON'T want to talk about it, OK?"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:54, 3 replies)

Cool...
Can you link the piccie?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 11:57, closed)

It was years ago I saw it, but
I think this is it

www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/man-died-after-having-sex-chicken-16434/
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:07, closed)

Excellent.
Proooobably staged but, in a way, it's just as pleasing that someone would be mad enough to go to the trouble of faking such a scene.

I'm not a big fan of chickens. I mean, I eat them with regularity but I couldn't really imagine boffing one with it squawking and flapping and generally raising hell.

And, even though their cloacas are flexible enough to produce an egg, their lack of depth would make an encounter with even a fairly modest penis fatal. You'd be fucking giblets. Nice.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:46, closed)

mmm, giblets
Hey Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:05, closed)

that was in a Fortean Times book of Strange Deaths
along with the guy who wedged a chainsaw between two trees and ran into it.

Fairly sure the stuff in the book was all true.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 14:39, closed)

I think I read something somewhere...
About ladies in ancient times who enjoyed placing Chickens in their love valleys (head first).

Hmm.. I might be making it up but I do remember a painting entitled: 'Leda and the Swan' of course its an entirely fictional scenario but I hope it gives some weight to my mad ramblings.
(Rubber Fish is waiting, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 13:32, closed)

It would peck at
a lady's love-tunnel in a most undesirable fashion, wouldn't it? A (non moray/congar) eel would probably be a better bet.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 15:42, closed)

I really hope...
This becomes a fossil only to be found in a few millenia,
"Such liasons were quite normal in this era."
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:06, closed)

Brings a whole new meaning to
which came first, the Chicken or...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:08, closed)

Ha ha! Indeed!
Future chilren will snigger as the history teacher moves towards the inevitable, "Ancient man expressed his reverence for the chicken in ways that may seem ...strange to us today."
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:49, closed)

There's probably a whole group of people
Who've fallen foul of the asphyxiwank thing just huddled under those signs.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 25 Aug 2010, 12:42, closed)