Expensive Mistakescoopsweb asks "What's the most expensive mistake you've ever made? Should I mention a certain employee who caused 4 hours worth of delays in Central London and got his company fined £500k?"
No points for stories about the time you had a few and thought it'd be a good idea to wrap your car around a bollard. Or replies consisting of "my wife".
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chthonic, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 11:26)
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mustabindunsumwhairI'm beginning to wonder whether marrying Heather might have been an expensive mistake.
Signed
P. McCartney
PS - Actually, my lawyer says she doesn't have a leg to stand on. Or, rather, that's all she has.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:40,
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Heather MillsHeather has been through a lot recently, bless her and her cotton sock.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 13:55,
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McCartney wants to keep....the plane in the divorce settlement.
Heather can keep the Ladyshave she uses on the other leg
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:04,
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Yes, yes, yes,It's so easy to mock the afflicted, isn't it.
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girlinthehole, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:09,
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BGBIsn't that what they're for? 'Sides - we wouldn't do it if it wasn't easy.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:15,
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Heather Mills...May be a gold digging harridan, but if Macca really valued his fortune and his back-catalogue he would've made her sign a prenuptual which forbade her from getting her claws into it should they part.
As with all blokes when they get a whiff of interest from a younger woman, the brain gets switched off and the penis is cranked up to 11.
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We refer the author......to the "My Wife" instruction given in the original question.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:20,
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...Certainly you may. The phrase "my wife" appears not once.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:23,
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Mock the afflicted?I wasn't mocking Paul McCartney.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:28,
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"We refer." ???Head seems to be swelling, how bout removing it from arse?
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Trollman, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 14:38,
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No need to worryI'm sure Star$s will bail him out. What's the odd 100 mil between friends.
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ForgetLive aid
Next its Paul Aid and all the musicians can get together and have a benefit concert for him.
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Trollman, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:06,
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pre-nups..fairly sure they aren't legally binding in the UK...
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@master b8taIt is true. This modding power has gone to my head.
You will kneel before ZOD!
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 26 Oct 2007, 10:16,
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