last weekend my wife went out with her brother
to pick up a couple of £25 wheel bearings for her car. I went to a rugby game with my brother.

When I got back there was a new car in the drive. "Whose car is that?" I enquired "Mine!" she replied proudly! "How the fuck did you pay for that?" I enquired in a slightly less calm voice "I took out a loan"

She tried to reason that she could sell the fucked car and get some money back on it. I pointed out the interest alone on the loan is more than her other car is worth in its present condition. I also pointed out that when I wanted a new sound card you told me "No more than a tenner" We are now paying £50 a week on a car we didn't need and can't afford. She's hot though so what can you do?
( Peej, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:55, 15 replies)

what's the car?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:59, closed)

Hopefully a Honda Accord.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 13 May 2010, 14:07, closed)

It's illegal for a woman to own a Honda Accord
as soon as they get in it they gush themselves out the other side.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:16, closed)

I've seen that happen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:19, closed)

A fucking City Rover
Plus side its cheap so loan isn't too big

Negative is its fucking shit and we probably now can't afford our holiday to Tunisia this year.
( Peej, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:20, closed)

a....City Rover....
I would have gone fucking loopy.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:25, closed)

I think I went so far past loopy
that my brain gave up and I just thought fuck it.
( Peej, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:27, closed)

That sounds like one of those no-win questions you ask as a kid...
"What would you rather have...a Rover car or a holiday to Tunisia?"

"No fair!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:00, closed)

Agreed.
Tunisia is a shithole.
If you want sun and sand go to an Eastern European country in summer -- that way your wife can wear a bikini without being raped and stoned.
Or just go to a Spanish colony.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 19 May 2010, 18:21, closed)

You probably
Need a divorce. At the very least get her sectioned.

A City Rover. Words fail me.
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:08, closed)

Until now
I have lived in the blissful ignorance of having never heard of one of those. Not anymore, you bastard.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 13 May 2010, 16:17, closed)

Even Top Gear call this model the Shitty Rover.
Make her pay for it.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:57, closed)

It could have been worse
She could have had sex with her brother in the new car
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:41, closed)

bastard!
I just laughed out loud at that in the middle of the office. Getting funny looks now!
(Kip, Thu 13 May 2010, 14:59, closed)

well
I just sold my blown up Golf diesel Estate for £185 on ebay even though it is a non runner so give it a go - you might be surprised!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:14, closed)