Pretty much my story
Except my soon-to-be-ex wife got pregnant and had our little lad 9 months to the day after the wedding, me thinking the same as you, I've got at least a year to have fun with her. Much as I love the little fella, I can't help but think I was used as a sperm donor rather than a long term partner. Still, the cake was nice.
( DeadEyeDick, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:01, 1 reply)

Gestation is about 9.5 months in humans
People always say 9 months for brevity.

If it was actually to the day, then either your little boy was born a little early, or he was conceived a week or two before the wedding.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 13 May 2010, 16:30, closed)

oh fuck off smart arse.
This is B3ta you know.
( DeadEyeDick, Thu 13 May 2010, 19:40, closed)

38 weeks
from fertilization to birth, on average, according to the internet. Which is not 9.5 months.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 13 May 2010, 22:09, closed)

The clock starts ticking
on the first day of her last period. So if she conceives (for example) 14 days after it started, then immediately she's 2 weeks pregnant, with 38 left to go.

Here speaketh the voice of experience.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Fri 14 May 2010, 0:52, closed)

Well, I was just looking out for his interests.
The baby might have been someone else's.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 19 May 2010, 17:23, closed)