Check the size of a lady's hands before you go down a dark alley with her...
I lived in Thailand by the beach for three years and got loads of visitors. I've never been so popular, but I was working so the visitors usually had to entertain themselves a fair bit. Almost all the bloke-mates who visited confessed, either at the time or later on, that they'd gone off with a lady while they were there who'd turned out to be a lady-boy. Not one of them noticed before it was too late, and they still had to pay, ha ha!

Expensive in terms of dignity and self-respect, priceless in terms of mockery fodder for me!
(mellocakes has a special fondness for chickpeas, Sun 16 May 2010, 13:10, 4 replies)

A good blowjob is a good blowjob

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sun 16 May 2010, 13:16, closed)

As a mate once said to me 'The back of one head looks the same as the back of another'
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 16 May 2010, 20:17, closed)

Well you two are easily pleased!
(mellocakes has a special fondness for chickpeas, Mon 17 May 2010, 13:50, closed)

Best of both worlds
Trannies have awesome fake tits but also have genitals with which I am familiar and that I know how to operate. Win:win.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Tue 18 May 2010, 11:34, closed)