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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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£4.99 Children's Microscope
- used in an experiment to prove that i had manly sperm and not gay sperm, as my friend believed. You can actually see a great deal of yr lads swimming about even though it's through a kid's microscope intended for snot and hair.

Outcome: Two of my knuckle children were wriggling at each other head-on. I took this to mean that they were fighting and therefore very manly, testosterone filled shperm. My friend said they were kissing.

Result: Inconclusive.

As a happy epilogue to this story, I moved out of that flat soon after the experiment, forgetting I'd left my test tube of love juice on top of a bookshelf. I opened the tube and the fermented stench was so powerful that someone had to throw up their partially digested dinner three floors away.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:36, 8 replies)
I'm off to Toys 'R' Us to try this out.
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:55, closed)
I nearly
fell of my chair laughing...
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:09, closed)
wow i need to try this!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 13:30, closed)
Brilliant. *Clicks*
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:32, closed)
knuckle children!

click x
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 20:32, closed)
Gay sperm

(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 8:06, closed)
ClickyClickyClickyClick. Clicky Clicky Click. :D
(, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:32, closed)
already done it
when i was at work and bored. Crack open an microchip and look at the structure in there. Now theres interesting. Well for about the same amount of time watching your little fellas dying on a slide. tip Add some dye (red usually) to make them stand out. Always try to illimunate from below. you see much more!
(, Sat 26 Jul 2008, 23:23, closed)

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