Olbas oil
and it's lovely tingly feeling it has when you put it on your chest or stomach, so i decided to put a few drops on my ball sacks during my frenzied mid teen constant self pleasure attacks to enhance the feeling!

NEVER EVER AGAIN, the horrible burning feeling lasted for nearly an hour so i decided to have a bath to wash it off, the bath made it worse, i don't know why but it felt like my balls had been dipped into the hottest chilli sauce ever and was fermenting in lava....

Aprrox 2 hours it lasted and it did'nt help with my mum asking if i was alright as i could'nt sit still when having my dinner and asking if i was coming down with something as the pungent smell of olbas oil was overpowering the smell of the roast dinner.

The stuff is evil but has a lovely smell :-)
(djgalaxe, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 9:35, 5 replies)

See also
- Deep Heat

- Having a wee after cooking with chillis
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 9:57, closed)

also...
Don't get "warming lube" from boots. Your girlfriend will not be thanking you afterwards and your sexual escapades will be cancelled for the evening.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:10, closed)

Never put
Olbas oil on your hands and then rub your eyes. It's quite scary when you're about 6.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:19, closed)

Vicks Vaporub
I didn't mean to get it on my danglys though :D
(Mmm Zebalicious is wondering..., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:20, closed)

Bonjella on my bellend
I know, I know. I had the crazy notion that it would numb it so it felt like someone else was tossing me off.

It, of course, did not work and made it red and sore for days.

Don't do it. (Not that anyone would actually be stupid enough to anyway).

*excuse*
I was 14
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:35, closed)