Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Never ever put tippex on your bell end.Really - don't.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:07,
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ORLY?thinks...
puts lid back on
zips pants up again...
thinks again...
unzips
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.What about Prit Stick (sp?)?
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Prit stick is ok.If your helmet gets stuck to your foreskin, just have a wee - it'll dissolve the glue.
:-)
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 11:15,
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^ good words of adviceif you child has glued some school work together by mistake and you need to un glue it...
simply get his/her work and piss all over it...
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orexpensive hair conditioner
or
peroxide.
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Ah yes - hair productsI tried using a posh shampoo as a wanking aid when I was a teen. It stripped the skin off my herman gelmet and it was bloody agony for days.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:33,
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