Auto fellatio horror
Much as this story has a definite whiff of urban legend about it, I can assure you that it came from a very reliable source (my best friend at 6th form college, who was good friends with the victim's younger brother) and was confirmed by several other people who'd been at school with the unfortunate lad.

Our protagonist, let's call him Tom, was 15 years old, and at that stage when masturbation is an all-consuming passion. When he wasn't wanking, he was thinking about wanking, and constantly coming up with new and innovative ways to crack one out.

One day, Tom decided that he would try sucking his own cock. Now, I bet lots of you have tried this, discovered that you just couldn't bend forward far enough, and let the matter rest. Not Tom. He tried so hard to suck his own cock that he slipped a disc and got totally stuck, in complete agony, bollock naked, with his head halfway to his crotch. It was blindingly obvious to any independent observer what he had been trying to do.

He was found in this compromising position by his mother, who then had to take him to A&E, still with his head halfway to his crotch, so it was bloody obvious to everybody in the waiting room how he sustained his injury.

Then his little brother told the entire school about it the next day.

Can anybody beat that for an embarrassing moment?
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:23, 4 replies)

I wonder if anyone
has ever managed this feat. Ahem. *looks shifty*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:32, closed)

spimf has
look for his post earlier on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:47, closed)

^
www.b3ta.com/questions/experiments/post206892

Surprisingly few people have admitted to trying it.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 16:49, closed)

"Clerks", anyone?
Randal Graves: You're so repressed.
Dante Hicks: Because I never tried to suck my own dick?


Randal Graves: This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.
Coroner: Actually, I once had to tag a kid that broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his penis.
[Randal sorrowfully looks down, remembering his cousin Walter]
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 18:30, closed)