Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Hammer cricketStupid game we came up with during the ashes a few years back.
We didnt have a cricket bat in the office and we all wanted to play cricket. We did have a hammer though. So i was handed the task of making a bat.
I taped a big fuck off hammer to some foam board so that the handle of the hammer was the grip (deeeeeeeeer) and then cut the foam board into a bat shape.
It had a nice feel to it, nice and heavy. So, stumps are made, me facing the first ball of the office ashes.
Oh its a low one, a nice flick off the pads will get me runs here i think. But i wasnt wearing pads, and managed to smash the hammer into my knee. It hurt. A lot. I was in agony. Everyone was laughing and that was the end of the game.
It still hurts when it gets cold out
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 6:07, 2 replies)
I worked in a bakery during the ashes.Our version consisted of a french loaf bat and a crispy roll ball. Unfortunately, the result was often a cracked bat, snapped clean in half :-(
At least if you whack yourself with a french loaf the worst you have to worry about is crumbs.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:05, closed)
We had no ballso we used potatoes.
It all worked very well until:
"What's for dinner?"
"Nothing."
"Oh."
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 12:30,
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