Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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Super Lotion!When I was a wee nipper all those years ago I always wondered why you had all those different products in the bathroom.
Shampoo, conditioners, Soap, shower gel, aftershave, shaving foam etc.
In my youthful mind the solution was simple - pour them all into one bottle! Behold; the super lotion was born! Seemed like a great idea and starting using it post haste!
Unfortunately my young member didn't like the aftershave element of my super lotion and my cock felt like it was on fire!
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freshnessI found that an application of mouthwash or a small amount of toothpaste made one's member turn into an iron bar with a feeling of minty freshness.
owever, don't get Vicks vaporub on your bollocks, it's not nice.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:39,
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i'd also suggestyou should avoid expensive conditions - it makes your bell go all glossy and then peel.
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